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Stoners

July 24, 2010 Comments off

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran says his country will have a hairy little terrorist on the moon by 2019… can you stone somebody at 1/6 of earth’s gravity?

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Tax Dunk

July 9, 2010 1 comment

Don’t like basketball, don’t care about basketball and I don’t have a high opinion of the players’ character overall. But it smacks of hypocrisy to see LeBron James criticized about a payday when James Cameron just raked in $350 million for “Avatar.” Besides – it’s Cleveland. Who the hell wants to live and work in Cleveland? If the fans don’t like it, move to Miami.

“LeBron’s Taxing Decision” – The Heritage Foundation

Obama: “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money” – Hot Air

Categories: Musing

Mr. Can’t

July 1, 2010 Comments off

Obama says he can’t seal the borders, can’t bring the economy out of the crapper, can’t  get people back to work, can’t plug the oil leak, can’t find someone with bench experience sit on the Supreme Court, can’t get anyone to like Obamacare, can’t stop spending, can’t win in Afghanistan, can’t get Democrats elected, can’t get his poll numbers out of the toilet, can’t explain why Eric Holder is such a racist, can’t explain why liberal talk radio is such a loser, can’t explain why Henry Waxman’s nostrils are so goddamn big, can’t explain why Algore is such a “sex poodle” and why the hell can’t Obama shut Joe Biden up?

What exactly can this poor excuse of a man do except attract flies?

Update: July 1st, 2010, “Contrary to some of the reports that you see, crime along the border is down.” – Obama and his Magic Immigration Eight Ball

That night, “A massive gun battle between rival drug and migrant-trafficking gangs near the U.S. border (Arizona) left 21 people dead on Thursday…” – MSNBC

Background: “Phoenix Number Two Kidnapping Capital as Drug Cartel Wars Intensify” – Drug Addiction Treatment

“Phoenix Now Kidnapping Capital of US Thanks to Mexican Drug Gangs” – ABC News

Categories: Musing, Politics

Nose Picker in Chief

February 28, 2010 Comments off

Obama gets busted on live TV mining for nose gold (not so artfully). According to an Aussie doctor, making a meal of the day’s catch is good for you.

“Your nose acts like a filter to in the air you breathe, just like an air filter your home. It catches and collect dust and bacteria that your nose doesn’t feel is a good idea to suck into your lungs, over time it all collects and settles to what we call a booger. Then the person picks their booger, eats it, and the process starts all over again.

A doctor in Australia has come up with sufficient research that states that what we don’t know is that after we eat it, the boogers actually acts like a low grade flu shot. We eat the bacteria, the immune system fights off the bacteria, causing our immune system to strengthen. It acts just like a medicine would.” – Associated Content

Who could guess the one aspect of Obamacare that makes any sense is a ready to eat, meal on wheels?

“Obama’s ‘Hope’ – The New Tramp Stamp of Political Decals” – Big Government

Categories: Health Care, Musing

The Illustrated Conservative Has Arrived!

February 20, 2010 Comments off

Since I was having issues with a new comment software package and I’m tired of fighting with Blogger, I decided to migrate The Illustrated Conservative to better pastures. So, welcome!

Categories: Musing