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Daydreamin’

April 26, 2010 2 comments

This email from a friend tickled me and I really wish it were true. Obama supporters wanted change – here’s one possible side effect.

“Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty ‘Obama’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change… I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.”

THE BOSS (author unknown)

“Economists: The stimulus didn’t help” – CNNMoney

Categories: Humor, Politics

The Naked Pun

March 8, 2010 2 comments

What can you say, Democrats are extremely entertaining creatures, even when they are careening off the cliff.

“Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. “He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.”

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: “I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.” – Real Clear Politics

Is this how Obama’s guard dog does business, wandering the congressional halls picking fights with showering men?