Archive for the ‘Foreign Policy’ Category

Let’s Tussle

July 24, 2010 Comments off

North Korea is threatening to use nukes on us, near us or over there somewhere if we go through with a planned naval exercise. We all know that we won’t do a damn thing which is kinda disappointing. Team Obama will back down and sweep this under Joe Biden’s hair plugs.

If North Korea wants to gangsta up, act all big and bad the least we should do is knuckle up and play along, even if it’s for funsies. Besides, Hillary looks really bored and some toe to toe might cheer her up.

Categories: Foreign Policy

Hope ‘n’ Change Heresy

March 6, 2010 Comments off

“Scores of Islamic students staged protests outside Jakarta’s parliament and in at least three other major Indonesian cities on Friday against President Barack Obama’s upcoming visit to this predominantly Muslim country.

The students carried banners branding Obama as an enemy of Islam and an imperialist in downtown Jakarta as well as in the provincial capitals Padang, Yogyakarta and Surabaya.

They also threw shoes at large pictures of Obama’s head. An Iraqi journalist was sentenced to a year in prison for throwing his shoes at U.S. President George W. Bush during a news conference in Baghdad in 2008.” – AP

Don’t these third world twits understand that’s the Messiah, the anointed one? They can’t throw their ill-fitting Florsheims at the only man on the planet who can save them from their greasy, underdeveloped fate. Avert thine liberal eyes, there be hope ‘n’ change heresy afoot.